Thursday, June 29, 2000

June 29: Jaws


Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
Brody: What happened?
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kihttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifnda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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Truly great monologue. Only, Robert Shaw got his lines wrong. That would be July the 30th, 1945. Sorry, Bob...

Monday, June 26, 2000

June 26: Stripes

Sunday, June 25, 2000

June 25: You Can't Take It With You

"And today the Grand Duchess not only has her day off - Thursday - 
but it is also the anniversary of Peter The Great.  A remarkable man!"

Peter I of Russia was born June 9, 1672, and died February 8, 1725.  His coronation was June 25, 1682.

Tuesday, June 20, 2000

June 20: Zodiac

Monday, June 19, 2000

June 19: Zodiac


"Got another on June 19th, 1971." 
"Guys. Don't tell mom about our special project, okay?"

Sunday, June 18, 2000

June 18: Superbad

Saturday, June 17, 2000

June 17: Forrest Gump


June 17, 1972

President Richard M. Nixon receives the U.S. Ping-Pong Team at an Oval Office ceremony – Forrest is named Player Of The Year for 1971 - then books the team into the Watergate Hotel.


SECURITY GUARD: Security, Frank Wills.
FORREST: Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lighs are off, and they must be looking for the fuse box or something, 'cause them flashlights they're, they're keeping me awake.
SECURITY GUARD: Okay, sir, I'll check it out.

Sunday, June 11, 2000

June 11: Forrest Gump


June 11, 1963

Forrest picks up Vivian Mallone's school book


CHET HUNTLEY (on TV): Federal troops enforcing a court order integrated the University of Alabama today. Governor George Wallace had carried out his symbolic threat to stand in the schoolhouse door.

GOVERNOR WALLACE: We hereby denounce and forbid this illegal and unwarranted action by the central government.

FORREST: A few years later, that angry little man at the schoolhouse door thought it would be a good idea, and ran for President. But, somebody thought that it wasn't.

Wednesday, June 7, 2000

June 7: Forrest Gump


June 7, 1967

Monday, June 5, 2000

June 5: Forrest Gump


June 5, 1968
"Sometime later, for no particular reason, somebody shot that nice young President when he was ridin' in his car.  And a few years after that somebody shot his little brother, too, only he was in a hotel kitchen."

June 5: Forrest Gump


June 5, 1956
Elvis Presley's introduction of "Hound Dog" on The Milton Berle Show
scandalized the television audience with his suggestive hip movements


Saturday, June 3, 2000

June 3: Superbad

Friday, June 2, 2000

June 2: Hairspray


"Do you think we might have a new candidate for Miss Teenage Hairspray? And your dream will be coming to you, sweetheart, Saturday June 2 right here on WYZT!"